Weekly Wrap

I've been in a poetry mood lately. There are plenty of going ons in professional sports, so here's a weekly wrap of wildness in the form of a poem:

This week the sports world witnessed everything from…
Tiger Woods pleading to Adrian Peterson speeding
Ron Artest drinking to New Jersey Nets stinking
Bobby Bowden retiring to the 76ers hiring
Duke quivering to Kansas delivering
Northwestern football folding to Mark Mangino scolding
The BCS standings to Peyton Manning’s landings
Goalie knockouts to NBA scoring routs
Vince Young surging to Hall of Fame voters diverging
NFL disclaimers to Bowl game namers
Hofstra dispersing to John Harbaugh’s sideline cursing
A change in Notre Dame to Derek’s Jeter’s SI fame